beethoven's first bowel movement

Somebody save me

fuck

I HATE MY DAD!!!

GAHHHHHHHH EVERYNIGHT WHEN HE COMES HOME I CRY. I HATE HIM MORE THAN ANYONE/ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. AS SOON AS HE COMES HOME I RUN UPSTAIRS I DONT WANNA SEE HIS STUPID FACE EVER AGAIN.

HEY SHOULD I GO ASK MY MATH TEACHER FOR CONDOMS?

I attend Monmouth regional high school.

I don't have motivation.

And I do not need to change my attitude. I’m a good kid. I just don’t care for things I don’t like or things I don’t want to do. I have fun everyday. School is fun to me. Pretending that I have tourrettes syndrome, screaming curse words, and entering random class rooms are activites that I enjoy everyday. So fuck you.

I hate when teachers talk to me.

Fuck you. I do not want to have intellectual conversations with you.

I hate when grownups tell me I'm smart and I can do better.

my gay English teacher thinks I’m not “working to my ability.” I honestly don’t care. when I grow up, I don’t wanna me a doctor. I wanna be a 25centprostyy.

sex, drugs, and alcohol does not make you cool.

…but it seems like all the cool kids are doing it. it doesn’t make you cool to go bragging about it. all the parties you went to. fuck it. no one cares. but ya know, I’m not a good kid and sometimes…I catch myself with a cup full of booze and a bong at a party. I’m not cool. though. I just love it. hahaha dude is that hypocritical? I like these things because I enjoy doing it. not cuz it makes me cool. i’m not cool, I’m pretty gay.

today

was fun as hell. skipped gym. last period. Holy testicles. ight so me and brittney vance sat at those desks in the hall where stupid teachers sit and SCREAM at you if you don’t have a passport/id around your neck. anyway we did task. everytime someone walked passed us, we yelled at the students. even some teachers. haha I told perry to pull his pants up. and mr. 2P (lolz) and I were talking about guns. it was fun. I didn’t even get in trouble. I’m skippin errday.

I poop everyday.

sometimes I give myself the creeps

errbody be hatin' on dem scene nigguhs.